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Livingston not your typical Guatemala

Livingston was the main port before construction of nearby Puerto Barrios. It also is the entry port into the famous Rio Dulce River, a well-known hidey hole for the areas boating crowd. Another important distinction is its unusual mix of Garífuna, Afro-Caribbean, Maya and Ladino people creating quite a different culture, than mainstream Guatemala.

Livingston is indeed a strange mix and well worth a visit. You won’t find fancy resorts at least not to Western standards anyway. The majority of accommodation is very basic and less than clean, in fact count yourself lucky to find a place with a private room with hot water for under $30 a night. However if you are willing to travel a little further out of town there are some very nice places catering to Guatemalans looking to vacation on the coast. Venturing down the Rio Dulce opens up a wider range of options too including many Eco Lodges.

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We arrived only slightly soggy following our 45min boat ride from Punta Gorda, Belize with Memo’s (some travel sites list only the Tuesday & Friday service between these two points, Memo’s runs daily trips, this time of year,  at 1 PM to both Livingston & Puerto Barrios). Our research had also led us to believe that the ferries are met by very aggressive touts, especially for those without prior booked accommodations; we did not find that to be the case and were left in relative peace and quiet.

Immigration is required as your first port of call and it is easy enough to find, head straight up the one main road, it is on the left hand side and very well signposted. The arduous process was completed in seconds, and we found adequate accommodation’s 2 doors up at Rios Tropicales.

This is our second country on this trip and the first time to Guatemala, so we were interested to see how it compared to Belize, the similarities were quite obvious, English or a Creole version is widely spoken especially within the Garifuna population, the blend of skin tones and features was very reminiscent of the Cayo district in Belize. One of the biggest differences was the dress style of some of the local ladies, whose choice of full, long print skirts, combined with lacy, voluminous huipils. The huipils are delightfully dainty, feminine and cool, however the effect combined with the short, plump stature of many of these ladies leads to a rather striking resemblance to a bowling ball.

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The second major difference was rather more olfactory, the source of the rather pungent aroma that assailed our nostrils was soon tracked down. One of the many docks was completely covered in salted fish drying in the sun.  The source of all those fillets was two docks over. A school of Jack Trevally was under attack……. Not only from the flies that swarmed around the catch but the two very industrious men who were skillfully, splitting and gutting them.  The guts and spines were quickly disposed of by the waiting flotilla of Pelicans, who were obviously not impressed at the speed at which the proceedings were going. Daring raids on to the dock to snatch a whole fish were repelled constantly by the gutters. The successful raiders now had a problem, watching a Pelican trying to swallow a whole, spiny fish which was so large and heavy it was impossible to toss it back, you soon realized that a Pelican with its large soft pouch is not the smartest bird in the world.

Several hours later the pile of fish were being hand packed into tubs of salt, from where they would spend their days drying in the sun. Salt fish is obviously a big business here, most mornings fishing boats trailing their own flotilla of Penguins and Gulls steam in to discharge their loads.

Tourism appears to be the other industry here, the main street would sprout piles of trinkets to tempt a few Quetzals out of the tourists pockets. Large plump starfish and carved conch shells seemed to be the most popular offering, marine conservation doesn’t seem to have caught on here yet. What was more impressive was the sheer volume of goods that were set out on display each day and then patiently packed up and removed every evening by these small ladies and their even smaller helpers.

Dusk in Livingston

The Garifuna influence here was most noticeable one evening, the rhythmic, toe tapping pulse lured us back out onto the street and into the nearby bar from which it emanated. We watched bewitched and amazed that so much wriggle can be put into one set of hips and buttocks, if you have ever watched Hawaiian dancers in action you have experienced the same sense of awe! “How the heck does she do it?” was the thought going through my brain.  Not sure if that was the thought going through every male head in the bar though.

Sadly like many of the poorer countries of the world, the dog and cat population appears to exist despite utter neglect. The tiny mangy black pup gasping its last gasp just a few feet from a street vendor is a image that will stay with me for a long time. What we have noticed is that wherever there is a growth in foreigners or ex pats taking up residence, thank fully there is a marked decrease in the sight of those tragic little bodies.

More insights to follow as we take a guided tour through mud, fields, rivers and yes more mud to see the Seven Altars and explore the Rio Dulce

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How to set up a Blog

Many people have asked me how to set up a blog.

The question is why would you want to blog in the first place?

Here are the reasons why I like to blog:

  1. To keep in touch with friends and family when we are travelling
  2. To make new connections
  3. My blog acts as a online journal
  4. To keep my brain active by learning new stuff (keep my inner geek happy)
  5. A blog is an outlet for creative expression – design, writing, photography and videography
  6. There is also the potential for making an income

Thats the why – heres the how.

For the purposes of clarity I would like to define a few key terms:

Blog:  is short for “Web Log,” which is a list of journal entries posted on a Web page. I use the terms blog and website interchangeably.

Domain Name:  This is an unique name to identify a website. It is equivalent to your websites street address. All domains start with sextuple-u: (www) and have suffixes such as .com, .org or country suffixes such as .ca

Host: The computer (server) where all your cool stuff resides.

Domain name server (DNS): This is the name of the host computer

Plugins: are software programs that augment an existing program by providing additional functions.

Open source:  Is software where the  source code is freely available to the public.

Content Management System (CMS): A CMS is software that allows publishing, editing and modifying content on your blog.

I am a big believer in the 80-20 principle. The 80-20 rule, or the Pareto Principle, states that 80% of the results come from 20% of key activities.

Here are the key steps that get you 80% towards the goal of setting up a blog.

Step 1 Get your Domain Name (your internet street address):

The 64 thousand dollar question is Free vs Paid?

This really depends what you want to do with your blog. You can set up a blog on Blogger or WordPress for free. The down side of this is that your domain name will have somebody else’s name in it Example “YourEscapeBlueprint.wordpress.com”, or “YourEscapeBlueprint.blogspot.com”

Also with free domains and hosting you may be very restricted with the look and feel of the blog. Paying for a domain and host gives you a whole bunch of flexibility. Owning your own domain name will cost about $10 a year. There is also the issue of who really owns your content with free domains.

The domain registrar I use is Godaddy. I like it because it is really easy to change the domain name server. If you want to learn about upsell marketing watch how these guys do it. Just the Domain name thank you very much!

Another compelling reason to purchase a domain name is to own your name on the Internet! With the internet becoming more and more prevalent it is crucial that you own your own name. At the very least own the rights to www.yourname.com.  If somebody with the same name already owns the domain  try placing  “the” or  “the real” in front, example www.TheJohnSmith.com or www.TheRealJohnSmith.com. Use your imagination.

Step 2 Host your Website:

The web hosting service provides the mothership computer where all your files reside. The web host provides the infrastructure to allow you to  make your website accessible via the World Wide Web.

You do not have to use the same company you used to secure your domain name (however this is an option with Godaddy).

Hostgator is the service I use to host my websites.  I have friends who make mega bucks on line and they all use Hostgator to host their websites. This hosting is rock solid – I have never had any issues with my website.

The cost for having an unlimited number of blogs hosted is about $10 per month (or less).

Step 3 Install WordPress:

WordPress is a content management system for your website.

From the Hostgator cPanel you can  install WordPress in a Jiffy. One of the benefits of using Hostgator is they make things easy!

The top 5 compelling reasons to use WordPress:

  1. Free: WordPress is Open Source software which you can use for free.
  2. Easy to Use: You don’t have to be a computer jock to use WordPress. WordPress is far from being user hostile, and to achieve the basics it is really point and shoot.
  3. Good Looking: There are tonnes of templates or themes (many of them free) that will give your site the look you want.
  4. Loads of Plugins: You can install bazillions of plugins (a lot of them are also free) that will give you additional functionality like installing Facebook “like” buttons and other social sharing tools.
  5. Everybody is doing it: There are an estimated 7 million websites using WordPress. If you encounter a problem with WordPress, the chances are somebody out there has a Youtube Video with the solution.

Step 4 Install a WordPress Theme:

To give your website the look you want you can choose from the veritable cornucopia of themes for WordPress. Themes allow you to change the look and functionality of your WordPress website. You can change themes as you would change a outfit without  altering the information content or structure. Themes can be installed from the WordPress administration panel

Step 5 Install Plugings:

The ability to use Plugins is a frigintastic feature of  WordPress. WordPress Plugins allow you to expand the abilities of your site from the base wordpress model. There are tens of thousands of such plugins available. Plug ins can be installed from the WordPress admin panel. Unlike options on that shiny new  car that cost you thousands,  most of the best plugins are free!

As Porky Pig would say:

 

Happy Blogging!

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Punta Gorda Belize

The place time and tourism forgot.

PG as it is affectionately known is the southernmost town of the Toledo district in Belize. Some people would say that the only reason to visit is to pick up  ferries to Livingston, or Puerto Barrios in Guatemala or for those heading north to use it as a entry port into Belize.

We were getting so many mixed messages about this place that we decided it was worth some investigation. Unlike the Cayes and Placencia there are no beautiful white sand beaches. In PG the sea breaks on a shallow silty shore edged with rocks and boulders. You can swim if you wish, although the brown mud laden water is not very appealing, unless you happen to be a pelican. They thrive here and can be seen plummeting into the sea catching their supper or following the fisherman in hope of a tasty titbit.

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The fishing appears to be good around here judging from the monster fish that was being gutted Oceanside as we rolled into town. There is a thriving market with a wide range of locally grown produce, there is even a chocolate factory Cotton Tree Chocolate, they make small batches from scratch using the locally grown cacao, they will happily explain the process and even offer you a sample to try.

The locals are fairly laid back and although not as friendly as those we met in Placencia and Cayo, we were welcomed to PG more than once, although some of our new friends were only looking for a handout. Have to admit though it is hard to refuse a guy who wants you to buy a tin of baby milk powder for him, makes a change from the normal request for money, cigarettes or beer.

Punta Gorda Belize

Punta Gorda definitely has more of an edge to it than some of the more northern, tourist destination towns. The standard of living, at least for some is obviously lower as can be seen from some of the shacks and shelters we spotted around town.

We only stayed 3 nights here, however there is lots to do in the area. The Toledo area has a significant Mayan site Lubaantum, you can go diving with ReefCI, learn to play drums Garifuna style, go fishing, snorkelling at the local Cayes. Bird and Manatee watching trips are also popular pastimes.

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There does appear to be a shortage of good places to stay, we stayed at Blue Belize Guest House which was super clean, had a very well equipped kitchen, a huge deck with ocean view, breakfast of local baked goodies and fresh fruit is included. Kate and Adam the managers are a wealth of information on the area and very helpful. Daisy & Arty two rescue dogs provide entertainment and in grounds security, now they have a home they protect it from all comers…… unless of course you have been introduced.

Punta Gorda may not be for everyone; we enjoyed ourselves and were glad we took the time to explore PG and the Toledo area, you may too.

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What will you do all day?

That was the question posed by a very good friend of ours, just days before we left to start our Central America exploration. The question surprised me and I did not have a ready answer.

After discussing this between ourselves and other “escapees” that we have met in our travels the answer has to be……… “Whatever I want to do”

So many people are caught up in the everyday routine and find it difficult to think beyond the 40 to 80 hours that they spend working every week, then of course there is the other stuff…….  getting to and from work, chauffeuring the kids, picking up groceries, ordering pizza before collapsing exhausted in front of the TV.  Does this lifestyle sound familiar to you? If so, pull up a chair, close your eyes and take a moment to contemplate what your life would be without work, the job, the nine to five, what would you do with all those extra hours?

Would you spend more time relaxing with family & friends, take up sports, hobbies, arts, learn a new language, go back to school? Ask any retiree how they fill their days and the usual answer is that they do all the usual things except working, however they take more time to do it…….. Breakfast is a more leisurely affair; they actually read the daily paper, maybe volunteer for their favourite charity? None of the retirees we have spoken to have any problems filling their days, in fact there is a scientific principle at work here Parkinson’s law….. the task expands to fill the time available.

Many of the people we have met who like us, turned their lives upside down, inside out and set out to do something different, are really enjoying having “Time”! Time to cook and eat meals together, go for a swim or a walk on the beach, time to socialise with old and new friends!!!! Time is of the essence here….. it is our choice whether we decide to spend it doing or being.  By doing I mean what many people do in the consumer society we left behind, they are doing something all day long, working, driving, worrying, stressing. How much time is left to just be? Some of the “just be” moments for us  have been watching dolphins cruise by, pelicans fishing for their supper, howler monkeys eating overhead, snuggled up on a blanket star gazing and just watching fish jump in the mirror stillness of the lagoon.

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I posed this question to other people we have met on our travels. To “sit under a coconut tree and watch the fish jump” was one answer, to “spend time visiting with all these interesting folks” was another. The answer that resonated most was this “whatever I want to do”. Are you doing what you want to do? We are.

Our days are varied depending on where we are and if we are travelling. Recent non travel days have usually started with a early morning stroll on the beach, maybe a little line fishing or sitting down to watch the Pelicans fishing offshore.  Breakfast may be at home or out with friends, most mornings we go for a swim and/or take the kayak out exploring, lunch is usually a light snack. Early afternoon tends to be when we do our work……..

Yes we do “work” although it does not seem like work because we enjoy doing it. Our work is predominantly this blog, whether writing articles or revamping the site design. Mike is becoming quite adept with the various plug ins available and is currently installing interactive maps (click here). He has also spent a lot of time researching how to expand our audience. This really appeals to his Engineering side, he is also becoming an accomplished writer. As for myself I do most of the research into future destinations, where to stay, how to get there etc. I do most of the bookings or compile a shortlist of options for when we arrive at our destination. I also write a lot of the articles, which Mike augments with his stunning photography. Each post is therefore very much a joint venture.

Some days we go sailing or diving, this usually involves a early start so work may not happen at all that day.  Which I have to say is very liberating, we only work when we want to and work is fun! How many people do you know that can honestly say that?

Our day usually wraps up with dinner, either cooked together at home (home is where we happen to be staying that day or week) or at a local restaurant. Some evenings we go out for a stroll, maybe even for a drink and invariably run into old and new friends, who in turn introduce us to their circle of friends. After only a few weeks in one spot it is amazing how many people we know by name.

Travel days are of course different, very often involving early morning starts to catch the local bus, thankfully the ones we have used in Belize are usually on time, not crammed in until you feel like a Sardine (unless of course you are trying to travel the Saturday before Christmas). They are very inexpensive and safe, the conductor will gladly stow large bags either underneath, at the back of the bus or besides the driver and yes it will still be there when you get off.

We are also working on improving our Spanish skills as we are going to be heading south in the next few days. This is probably going to be the chore that is going to be most like work…. We will keep you posted on our progress.

What we will do all day? The answer like so many others who have chosen this lifestyle is of course. Whatever we want!

 

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The top reasons to use a Virtual Private Network (VPN)

The top reasons to use a Virtual Private Network (VPN)

Right off the top I am not an internet expert, I use the internet to blog, for Facebook, to Skype, and conduct all of my business when I am travelling. That means internet banking, money transfers, and buying goods and services over the internet.

I first started looking at virtual private networks (VPN) to get around Skype being blocked in Belize.  When I started my research into Virtual Private networks I discovered there are many compelling reasons to use a VPN service

Before we start ~ What the hell is a VPN?

A Virtual Private Network (VPN) is technology that creates a secure network connection over the Internet. A vpn basically creates an encrypted information tunnel which means that no prying eyes can see your information.

There are 4 compelling reasons to use a VPN when travelling:

Reason Number 1 ~ Public Wifi Security

Everyone knows that public WiFi hotspots are not secure. With out encryption entering your credit card number on a public WiFi is equivalent to broadcasting your information over the radio.

There is software readily available on the internet that allows anybody to collect other peoples information from public wifi. Faceniff, Firesheep, and Wireshark are a few examples.

How well do you know the person in the hotel room down the hall? Again they could be collecting your information!

By using a vpn you can secure your wireless internet connection. Because your data connection is encrypted, there are no gaps in your protection. This means that if somebody  does access your data in a wifi hotspot, they will not be able to read the data. It will look like Egyptian cryptographs.

Reason Number 2 ~ Prevent Identity Theft

Data theft can occurs when somebody wiretaps or eavesdrops on your internet connection (both wired and wireless connections). Again there is free software on the internet that allows anybody with rudimentary computer skills to access to your network data using Wireshark. By using a VPN your data is encrypted and therefore unreadable.

Reason Number 3 ~ Uncensored Access to the Internet

This is the reason I first started looking at using an VPN. When I was in Belize I was unable to use Skype because the Belize Telemedia Limited (BTL)  has a monopoly on Internet Service Provision.  BTL is effectively blocking Skype users in Belize to force them to use their phone system. I had an issue with this and would rather pay a vpn service to bypass this censorship rather than pay BTL for using their phone system. There are also some minor annoyances like US websites not being available in countries like Belize and Canada.  By using a VPN tunnel my IP address appears to be in the US (or any other part of the world) effectively bypassing this censorship.

Reason Number 4 ~ Internet Privacy (IP masking )

First of all what is an IP address?

An Internet Protocol address (IP address) is equivalent to a phone number for your computer when it is hooked up to the internet.  This “phone number” identifies our computer as well as its location.

Many websites are watching your every move and mining data (read Google, Facebook etc..). Browsing the internet is really not all that private. The other scary thing is governments such as the United Kingdom and the US are considering  enacting “Big Brother ” legislation that would allow them to monitor their citizens’ internet connections. These laws would force internet service providers to log users internet activity, including every website they visit.

By using a VPN your IP address is masked thus stopping tracking software. Many good VPN service providers such as Private Internet Access do not keep data Logs on their clients.

Its a scary world out there  – play safe!

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An Alternative Christmas in Belize

Are you breathing a huge sigh of relief now the “silly season” is over?

You know this crazy time of year, when not only do you have to deal with the daily routine but also cope with all those raised expectations for Christmas!!! Got to get the perfect gift for everyone on your list, send Cards to all those people that you only ever think about once a year, usually when dashing off those cards.

Then of course there is the food, mounds of baking, homemade cookies, stuffing, turkey and piles of veggies!!! Followed of course by a even bigger mound of dirty dishes to deal with.

This year Christmas was a breeze!!!

The only presents we bought where for our nieces and nephews which were delivered before we left for Belize. Instead of piles of Christmas cards we compiled and sent via email a Christmas Newsletter.

No last minute shopping for us on Christmas Eve……. We started off the day with a leisurely cup of coffee on the dock, shared with some of our fellow guests here in Placencia. We then wandered over to the beach for our morning stroll; this was followed by a quick dip in the blue calm sea.

Despite the fact that we are only visitors to the area, we did have some people that we wanted to connect with…….fellow travellers who like us have chosen a alternative Christmas. A quick hello with some boating friends turned into a invitation for breakfast with maybe a trip out to one of the Cayes later in the week.

We ran into Bill at his favourite haunt “The Pickled Parrot” which turned out to be a fortuitous meeting. As The Pickled Parrot was laying on an all you can eat Turkey Dinner on Christmas Day!

We did have some chores to do…. picking up a few essentials for the holidays. Wandering around town I could not help compare what I saw here and what would have been happening back home! There were Santa Hats a plenty, however these were accompanied with shorts and t shirts not bulky overcoats and sweaters. I even spotted some last minute gift purchases; all made at a leisurely pace after all what’s the hurry?

The locals here love sparkly lights and shiny things, this was much more evident in San Ignacio where the trimmings were in place weeks ago, here in Placencia most of the trimmings were just going up! No trimmings for us, no tree, fairy lights, baubles or pressies……. Did we miss them? Not in the least.

Christmas Eve was surprisingly low key, we had decided to visit some of the other bars in town and see what was going on! Not much! We did see the Santa Claus parade go bye….. this consisted off one golf Cart manned by Santa look alikes, a float looking suspiciously like a boat with fake sails and followed triumphantly by the local fire engine, which had been washed especially for the occasion. The parade was accompanied by walking presents who were dispensing lollipops to the somewhat sparse crowd.

The highlight of the Santa Parade took place just around the corner in the more residential part of town, where small gifts were handed out to the very well behaved line of little ones, all of them grinning from ear to ear!

Parade over we headed back home via the local bar, a live band was in full swing and the rum was flowing! It was surprising to realise just how many people we knew after only a short time here. Needless to say we had a blast!

Christmas morning rolled around, no need to get up early, no monster turkey to go in the oven, no kids vibrating with anticipation. Instead we had coffee on the deck with humming birds zipping overhead. We did not even exchange gifts; it was something we did not even think about as since we de-cluttered and divested we have consciously avoided picking up stuff! Although I have to admit I have been tempted by the beautiful hand carved and polished bowls the local artists make.

Christmas Beach Pacencia

We did of course get on Skype to connect with the families……..  yes we do miss being with our families. We don’t miss having to deal with the long drive over what can be a gnarly mountain pass to get there though. I think it is tougher for our families than it is for us, after all we are away from the routine, and they are not, which of course makes it tougher when any one element is missing.

One of our friends is following his bliss and currently exploring Vietnam and Thailand, his experience of Christmas must be radically different from his norm. Michael spent one Christmas in Turkey, which he described as a “non-event” no Christmas trees, no lights just another day!

 

Watching the sunset in Placencia

Luckily for us we do not have to forego all the Christmas trimmings!!!! We did indeed have a full Christmas dinner, complete with cranberry sauce and stuffing, all for the princely price of $15 each.

Like people the world over this feast was followed by a small siesta! The day wrapped up with a stunning sunset while sharing a drink with some of our new found friends.

Here’s to a stress free Christmas! No shopping, no cooking and no huge credit card bills!

Christmas can be whatever you wish it to be, wherever you are, how will you spend next year?

Pura Vida! The Good Life!

beach scene in placencia belize

 

 

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Sleepless in San Ignacio Belize

Anybody who describes San Ignacio Belize as a “sleepily little town”, I dare to say, has never actually tried to sleep here.

You may get this impression if you rolled into town during a midweek siesta. But once you spend a night here your perspective will most likely change.

In these parts of Belize, San Ignacio ( also known as Cayo) is the big smoke. The Western Highway runs right through San Ignacio. This two lane road connects Belize city to Guatemala, which is just 9 miles away from San Ignacio.

The narrow streets are lined with wooden shiplap buildings with rusty tins roofs making this place look like a set out of a Western movie. Together San Ignacio with its sister town Santa Elena, across the Macal river, forms Belize’s second largest urban area. There is a combined diverse population of about 20,000 living here. San Ignacio’ s residents are laid back, friendly, and very, very welcoming. But don’t confuse laid back and friendly with quiet.

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After spending 2 weeks here I have come to the conclusion that this town is actually quieter during the day. I am not sure if the blazing tropical suns thins out the air, hence muffling the sound during the day. Or maybe its residents are conserving their energy. During daytime hours San Ignacio has a groovy beat with a fair bit of traffic ( both foot and vehicle) cruising the main drag. When evening sets in and the night air thickens up, the noise starts to travel. It gets loud around here, especially when you are attempting to sleep.

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Just as your head hits the pillow there is the baritone roar of busses cutting through town. The sound of bus air horns slap the night air like a stockyard paddle smacking a steers ass. Big transportation rigs with their engine brakes racing, belching diesel fumes, don’t care if it is 2 PM or 2 AM.

The dense evening air carries street side conversations into your boudoir as if they were “yelling” you a bedtime story.

The resident San Ignacio roosters are a rather confused lot. They start crowing at about midnight and Tom Robbins would probably describe them as sounding like spastic adolescents trying to imitate Tarzan.

On the topic of adolescents, with the run up to Christmas there is definitely a love affair between the boys and their firecrackers. The closer to Christmas – the louder the bang. The most popular time to set off firecrackers that are loud enough to set car alarms off is about 3 AM.  At other times firecrackers go off, like the continuous popping of corks, really loud corks in rapid fire.

Then there are the dogs. There are two types of dogs in San Ignacio. Dogs who have human caregivers and dogs who wish they had. The street dogs or “Pot Lickers” as they are sometimes called, are usually found sleeping in the streets during the day. After the sun goes down and the Pot Lickers are finished begging at the local restaurants, they come out to raid garbage cans. Gangs of roving dogs sometimes end up in a cacophonous pile of howls, barks, growls and whimpers. The dogs who have owners protect their pack from within the safety of their fenced compounds. As pedestrians pass, enthusiastic barking warns of the intruders presence. The neighbours dog dutifully picks up at the property line. You can actually picture someones path through town by the trail of barking dogs.

san ignacio dogs

Friday and Saturday night is when all hell breaks loose. Party animals from miles around converge on this “sleepy little town” to whoop it up. The downtown discos pump up the volume until their patrons ears bleed, only hitting its stride around 1 AM. The Boom…… Chick! Boom- Boom……. Chick! of the base line yields to nothing, penetrating everything in its path.

Competing with the dogs and the roosters are the roving groups of teens sounding like a like a shipload of semi-domesticated primates in a hurricane as they prowl through town.

A popular weekend pastime durning the wee hours of the morning is to drive your mufferless motorcycle at breakneck speeds up the hilly streets of San Ignacio, releasing heavy metal thunder under full throttle. Others prefer to drive their Boom Box equipped vehicles through town sharing their favourite tunes as they go.

We have really enjoyed our stay in San Ignacio. We have had some excellent food, seen some amazing sites, and met some truly wonderful people here, however if there is a next time we will stay well on the outskirts of town.

And as I lay in bed with earplugs pushing into my exhausted skull, the Paul Simon song “American Tune” keeps on running through my weary brain:

Many’s, the time I’v been mistaken
And many times confused
Yes, and often felt forsaken
And certainly misused
But I’m all right, I’m all right
I’m just weary to my bones
Still, you don’t expect to be
Bright and bon vivant
So far away from home, so far away from home

We come on the ship they call the Mayflower
We come on the ship that sailed the moon
We come in the age’s most uncertain hour
and sing an American tune
But it’s all right, it’s all right
You can’t be forever blessed
Still, tomorrow’s going to be another working day
And I’m trying to get some rest
That’s all I’m trying to get some rest

 

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